Whaadda ya think?! I was doin’ just fine til he came along. People actually liked me fer once, ‘n it made my life a little less crappy, but then this big lug comes along and everyone’s fuckin’ fallin’ all over themselves because o’ him, ‘n nobody pays attention t’ me anymore, nobody talks t’ me anymore, ‘n I just, I hate ‘im!

I hate ‘im I hate ‘im I hate ‘im!

I like that I went ‘n screwed things up fer him when that magic anon made me older, even if I don’t remember any of it, because I hate everythin’ about him! It’s not fair! He gets a good life ‘n good feelin’s ‘n all o’ that, but he’s a damn traitor. 

'n me? What do I get? NOTHIN'! 

I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN TH’ REASON I’M HERE, ‘N I KEEP STICKIN’ BY IT, ‘N I DON’T GET ANYTHIN’ WHILE EVERYTHIN’ GOES HIS WAY!

's not…'s not fair…

I hate ‘im…’n I don’t like you guys, either, for ignorin’ me…

I hate all o’ you…

[[This is the last time you’ll ever see the “child personality” tag on this blog…because after this, the blogs are going to split. There’ll be no need for it.]]

What is this crap?

I can’t say I can see how it’s significant at all, anon.

[[Meanwhile, the admin is like

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Y’know, it’s a good thing you people finally learned that I really don’t like bein’ touched. When I got here fer th’ first time, people wouldn’t leave me alone.

Anyways, I dunno what you’re talkin’ about…

It was magic anons, wasn’t it. All I know is that one second I’m standin’ around, thinkin’ about botherin’ some Cuccos, ‘n th’ next thing I know I’m on th’ ground somewhere completely different.

I lost a day…that hasn’t happened since before they separated me ‘n th’ big guy. What happened this time?

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There’s lots of us in this place.

[[Well, he’s back and doing just fine. At least, for now.]]

Alright, lessee what we’ve got today.

*Snort* Our daily dose o’ heroes o’ course.

A couple o’ grannies.

Hmph.

'n…what th' hell is this thing?

[[More people Dark isn’t fond of. Tumblr is like a parade of them sometimes xD Also HI IVY

I really need to make a point of checking my followers like, once or twice a week or something because Tumblr doesn’t let me know when I get new ones anymore. Or at least it doesn’t do it very often.]]

Cuz he doesn’t deserve t’ be called by ‘is name. Don’t call a lot o’ people by their names anyways, but with him, it’s cuz I hate ‘im.

Yes, that was the case originally. Now it’s just that I’ve gotten so used to calling him “hero” that I would feel odd calling him anything else. You could think of it as a nickname of sorts. I used to say it in a rather mocking sort of manner, but now it’s just…well, like I said. I can’t imagine calling him anything else.

[[Kage and I are like that. Kage isn’t his real name, obviously, but it’s the name I first knew him under, and I feel kind of weird calling him by his real name. He also calls me by a nickname, though not one you’ll find online anywhere.]]

[[Oh look, I lined and colored another thing that Relic drew. 
This is a concept that I wanted to draw for a long while myself, but I could never figure out how to pull it off. I say she did a great job of it.]]

[[Oh look, I lined and colored another thing that Relic drew.

This is a concept that I wanted to draw for a long while myself, but I could never figure out how to pull it off. I say she did a great job of it.]]

[[It’s been a long time since I got to use one of the meme faces I drew for him. Like, a couple of months.]]

There’s never anythin’ that anyone can do. I wish you people would get that. You’re wastin’ yer time by tryin’ t’ help me out.

It’s not fair…

Oh Triforce, I’m so relieved that’s over with…

…*Sniffle*

[[Magic anon worse off like half an hour ago, but I got distracted by doing crackdoodles, so I forgot to end it.]]